Never the hero.
Always on payroll.

Started on a group chat, obviously

The World Henchmen started as a joke between three friends who worked jobs nobody thanks you for — warehouse crews, festival load-in, late shift security. The line was always "no cape required," and eventually the joke needed merch.

The name stuck because it fit: not the hero of the story, not trying to be. Just the ones actually doing the work while everyone else takes the credit. We make clothes for that crowd.